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| - Once upon a time there was a shepherd looking after his sheep on the |
| +Once upon a time there was a shepherd looking after his sheep on the |
| side of a deserted road. Suddenly a brand new Porsche screeches to a |
| halt.The driver, a man dressed in an Armani suit, Cerutti shoes, Ray-Ban |
| sunglasses,TAG-Heuer wrist-watch, and a Pierre Cardin tie gets out and |
| asks the shepherd, "If I can tell you how many sheep you have, will you givemeone of them?" The shepherd looks at the young man, then looks at the large flock of grazing sheep and replies, "Okay." |
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| - The young man parks the car, connects his laptop to the mobile-fax, |
| -enters a NASA Webster, scans the ground using hisGPS, opens a database and 60 Excel tables filled with logarithms and pivot tables, then prints out a 150-page report on his high-tech mini-printer. He turns to |
| - the shepherd and says, "You have exactly 1,586 sheep here." |
| +The young man parks the car, connects his laptop to the mobile-fax, |
| +enters a NASA Webster, scans the ground using hisGPS, opens a database and 60 Excel tables filled with logarithms and pivot tables, then prints out a 150-page report on his high-tech mini-printer. He turns to the shepherd and says, "You have exactly 1,586 sheep here." |
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| -The shepherd answers, "That's correct, you can have your sheep." |
| - The young man takes an animal and puts it in the back of his |
| -Porsche. The shepherd looks at him and asks, "If I guess your profession, will you return my animal to me?" |
| +The shepherd answers, "That's correct, you can have your sheep." The young man takes an animal and puts it in the back of his |
| +Porsche. The shepherd looks at him and asks, "If I guess your profession, will you return my animal to me?" |
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| - The young man answers, "Yes, why not?" |
| - The shepherd says, "You are an IT consultant." |
| -"How did you know?" Asks the young man. |
| +The young man answers, "Yes, why not?" The shepherd says, "You are an IT consultant. "How did you know?" Asks the young man. |
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| - "Very simple," answers the shepherd. |
| - "First, you came here without being called. |
| - Second, you charged me a fee to tell me something I already knew,and |
| - third, you don't understand anything about my business.. |
| - Now can I have my dog back?" |
| +"Very simple," answers the shepherd. "First, you came here without being called. Second, you charged me a fee to tell me something I already knew,and third, you don't understand anything about my business.. |
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| +Now can I have my dog back?" |