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Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl/boy for an hour, and it seems like a second. THAT'S relativity. - Albert Einstein

The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.- Franklin P. Jones

We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like ? - Jean Cocturan

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper.- Jerry Seinfeld

If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark.- Michael Landon

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use. - Wendell Johnson

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.- Darrin Weinberg

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