How to kill a lion:
Newton's method.(third law): Let the lion to kill you, then obviously the lion will die itself
NarasimaRao? method : Why kill....leave the lion as it is.... after sometime it will die by aging.
Rajnikanth method : Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack anytime. The lion will live in fear and die soon in fear.
Kamal method : Go near the lion and cry like anything....lion will die of sorrow !
Manirathnam method : Make sure the lion does not get sun light. Keep murmering something in its ears.the lion will be highly irritated and commit suicide.
Balachandar Method : send a lioness into the forest. our lion and lioness will fall in love with each other.Now send another lioness into the forest, followed by a lion.First lion loves the third lioness and and the second lion loves the 4th lioness, but 4th lioness loves both lions.Now send another lioness in to the forest. u dont understand.(just like paarthaale paravasam)right... ok....read it after 15 yrs, then also u won't!
Barathiraja Method : killing the lion.. damn it....En iniya gramathu singangale !
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